here's what you do after drinking an extra large cup of coffee just prior to a tropical storm; break out the power tools! then nag your significant other until he gets off the couch and powers them up. the following is a vague tutorial::
1. run to your parents house in the middle of a hurricane. pretend to be checking in on their well being during the storm, then nonchalantly steal a few panels of old wainscoting from the bathroom they are remodeling::
2. as previously mentioned, interrupt the peaceful lounging of your partner in crime. he can drink a cold beer with irene later, and he should be teeming with energy seeing as he got yet another uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep the night before::
3. stain fresh cuts to match front. use gloves. please. for the love all things holy. and maybe a respirator. i was ill prepared::
4. measure and attach hardware. bring in the old man again, math is not your friend right now. you were up at 1:42am, 2:30am and again at 3:58am (in order of appearance:: sip of water, bad dream, and the ever popular, can you lay with me)::
4. string!::
5. now grab your jewelry box, extract all earrings from the tangled ball that lies inside, and go to town::
finito! i saw this done with photographs and figured it would work with earrings too. i'd still like to do a photo one but this will hold me over and will save my remaining earrings from the little hands that like to squeeze and crush.